33 Things You Don't Want To Hear Someone Say As They Walk Out Of Your Bathroom

I want to credit this blog entry to Aaron, who inspired me to come up with my own list here...

1. Now I'm starved.
2. I'm not done, I just need to borrow some goggles.
3. Can you sub in for a couple minutes?
4. I really need to cut my fingernails.
5. Life is so unfair.
6. I need some gum.
7. Can I borrow some shoes?
8. I was lucky the bathtub's so close.
9. Black is my favorite color.
10. I haven't wept like that in years.
11. I still can't find the other half.
12. King me.
13. I'd make a great lumberjack.
14. I'd make a terrible lifeguard.
15. Do you have a cane I can use?
16. Say hello to my little friends.
17. I thought of a new Yo-Yo trick.
18. Whoops
19. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
20. Where's your fire extinguisher?
21. Im like the Energizer Bunny.
22. You might need a new shower curtain.
23. What's a Proctologist?
24. Not even a full length mirror would've helped.
25. Now I'm a Tenor.
26. How good is your insurance?
27. What's the A. stand for in Immodium A.D.?
28. Sorry, I just couldn't stay seated.
29. You're out of T.P., Kleenex, and cotton swabs.
30. Can I borrow a rake?
31. Did I lose?
32. What blood type are you?
33. Receive it.