Beanstalks

It cropped out of the dusty ground
And grew and grew like a beanstalk.
Because it was a beanstalk.
Until I started climbing it and realized
That it wasn't a beanstalk at all,
But a ladder
Going from nowhere
To nowhere,
And I'm still making less than $30,000
And going insane.
Beanstalks?
Yah, and next you'll tell me
I'm fit for
Drastic psychological counseling.
Oh, you are telling me that?
Alright, let's do this.