Mr. Edwards the Teacher

"Mr. Edwards, you got a haircut"
"Oh, yah, I guess you're right"
"Why did you cut it?"
"I'm very passionate about
Fire Safety,
This way it's less
Flammable"
"Really?"

"Mr. Edwards, what kind of shoes are those?"
"They're armadillo shoes"
"Why is it tan and green?"
"It just happened to be
Changing colors
When they killed it"
"Really?"

"Mr. Edwards, how old is your brother?"
"6 months younger than me"
"So are you twins?"
"I guess,
kind of"

"Mr. Edwards, what are your top 5
Favorite things?"
"Hot tubs, palm trees,
dogs,
shoelace tips, and
beef"
"You like dogs more than your
Wife?"
"She's still top 50"
"Yah, but that's not very nice"
"But of all the things,
In all the world,
Top 50 is a pretty respectable
Percentile"

"Mr. Edwards, what's your favorite quote?"
"Socks before shoes"
"Who said that?"
"I think it's just an old
Wive's Tale"
"That's stupid"
"Pride comes before the
Fall"
"What"
"Exactly"