Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Lucky Charms

Before there were gated communities,
grandmothers used to leave hot apple pies sitting on sills.

Before there was morning rush hour,
men used to take long showers.

Before there was a glass ceiling,
women used to leave conditioner in for the recommended 2 minutes.

Before there were telephones,
neighbors used to truthfully answer "How are you?"

Before there was day care,
children used to savor their food.

Before there were investment portfolios,
girls used to think their fathers were strong.

Before there was sun screen,
boys used to ride their bikes without knee pads.

Before there were Brita filters,
you were expected to slurp the rest of your lucky-charm-stained milk.

Before there were 7-step self-help books,
people used to be happy.

3 comments:

Drake Brookfield said...

Before there was T.V.
Husbands and Wives actually talked to each other

Before there were nerd ropes
Nerds came in a box

Before Jake Edwards
The most famous poet was E. E. Cummings

The Jake said...

Dude, that nerd rope was awesome.

Jeremy said...

again....