"Taken out of context
this may sound
presumptuous,
but Jacob Richard Edwards,
I don't think you would make
a good living
pitching
lawn darts."
"Man,
I don't even know how to put that back
into context.
I've never touched a lawn dart,
and I'm not sure anyone could even make a living
pitching them."
"Am I really that presumptuous?"
"Look man,
I have no idea who you are,
how you know my middle name,
or why you're
standing on my toes."
"I have some news about your dog."
"I've never owned a dog."
"You might want to sit down for this..."
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2 comments:
indeed, what the fat...but
i think this is my favorite
that was weird.
in the purest sense of the word.....
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